What would Jesus do?
So the streets of Japan have been decidely mean the past week or so. It seems that the retarded heat here has forced the sexiness to flee the land of the rising sun for more a more livable climate. Regardless, I have been trying to put on a happy/sexy face whilst remaining afloat in the pond of my overwhelming spasticness i.e. not crying cos i lost my wallet. Moving right along, this morning I was coming home from the gym, my eyes scanning the footpath for a clue as to the whereabouts of the aforementioned wallet, when out of the blue I find the sexiest camera to grace this earth hidden in grass. 5 megapixels, goes underwater, and is fucking tiny. So now I am faced with the overwhelming burden of deciding whether to keep the camera or contact the absolutely useless police about it. So I asked Hiroshi my friend and he says to go straight the police, but funnily enough every Australian I have sked says to keep it. How suprising. Thus I have turned to Jesus in this my hour of need.
In other news I have recently discovered that the hamburgers at Mcdonalds are only ¥80. Fucking sweet Jesus!
So what do you reckon? Keep the camera? I think that if/when I get my wallet back I will consider taking it to the police, until then I'm going to go and take photos of myself in the bath. Peace out.
posted by Andrew @ 11:26 PM
2 Comments:
keep it. its karma.
fingers crossed it belongs to the person who did not hand in your wallet.
you deserve it. it's your prerogative!
so go on, knock yourself out sunshine!
Aw come on, hand it in!! Thought I had lost my phone once (found it in my pocket, and this after reporting it to the police), and it was like loosing a limb. No address book, all my emails and photos gone, schedule missing. That's somebody's arm you've got there!!
It's not all bad: did you know that under Japanese law you're entitled to a reward for handing in lost property? Apparetly it's quite common for the grateful owner to give the finder money without them having to claim anything.
Rebekah.
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