Turn around bright eyes...

My sexy elfin friend with the crazy nails is Ayumi Hamasaki. She is basically the Queen of Japan. Japan's music industry is the 2nd biggest in the world, and she is the highest selling artist in it and has been for a few years. She is totally the shit and I love her. She's like a Japanese Kylie, except she earns more and she not only looks 23, she is 23. Or like a Japanese Britney, except she's not pregnant nore is she a fat whore. Notice anything interesting about her eyes?

Japanese people are not really known for their "wide-eyed" enthusiasm except maybe during a visit to Hello Kitty Land. This no longer has to be problem. There is a trend here for girls to go on mini-breaks to Korea to check in for some spicy bbq pork and an eye-job. What's an eye-job? Basically it involves giving otherwise-eyelid-fold-deprived J-girls a nice new fold where westerners have their eyelid-folds, as well as slicing the part of the inner eye fold to open it up.

The best thing about eye-jobs is that before they are able to wonder the streets looking permanently like they are being groped on the train, they are doomed to roam/wander/stumbled along looking like a whacked out pirate cos they only get one eye done at a time so they wear a patch to cover it. Sexy.