Ooooh...a gold nugget. Joyful!

So today I was at a bakery on the way to work picking up some bad-ass cinnamon danishes when what do I see but a gold nugget laying before my very feet. Not really a Leprechaun sized nugget though, more like a fairy's nugget. Fairies don't really have pots'o'gold so I should have known that perhaps it was not a dream come true, as I first beleived. Then I turned it over and discovered the rotting tooth inside. So rank. I can not believe that someone was retarded enough to lose their golden tooth. Fuck me. So I quickly dropped the filthy golden nugget, instantly wishing that golden opportunity had passed me by.

And in other news Ryan is here, well he's in Osaka at the moment. So that was a lie. But he will be back very soon which is lucky because we have some very busy days ahead of us.