Is this a convenience store or Toys'R'Us? I'm confused.

So last night my friend Carrie had a slumber party at her place over in Chiba and we all got trashed on Chu-hi. This came to an abrupt halt once we ran out and had to do a runner to get more from the convenience store. Once we arrived our attention became focussed on this crazy critter called Doraemon. After much pathetic pleading, the shop boy went to the back of the store apparently to ask his boss if we could have it. Suprisingly he said no. Unconvinced we went to the back storeroom to confont him, or more so to to expose the shop boy for being a god damn liar. He isn't a liar. The store owner was somewhat suprised/pissed that 2 drunk gaijin were intruding/trespassing. And rightfully so. Regardless the pathetic pleading resumed. Unconvinced, the store owner instead offered us 2, that's right 2!, toys as a replacement for the poxy Doraemon doll. We are now the proud parents of 2 sexy and slutty Mickey and Minnie toys/rats. I'm sure you will all agree that they are shitloads hotter than Doraemon who is a retard.


I have already phoned Michelle to let her know about her new second-best friends.