Hot hot heat.

So I'm back home now, in Cowra at the moment and loving the awesome weather. So far i have checked off a few things on my to-do list, namely going to Barmuda in Newtown for breakfast and coffee. Actual coffee. In a cup, not a can. Ace. Dad has already cranked up the BBQ and right now it't about 8.30pm and the sun is just going down. Im really fucking tired and so happy to be home. So so happy.

A few things I have learned so far:
1. If you toddler is crying and screaming hold his nose so he can't breath through it.
2. If this doesn't work, put your finger in his mouth and pull his lips.
3. Bending balloons is fucking lame-ass mid flight entertainment.
4. Finally, roll the inflight magazine up and slap his face. This is totally appropriate and normal.
5. Apparently Korea doesn't have DOCS.
(All of the above thanks to the crazy Korean mum in seat 31D)
6. That annoying style of sleeping that Japanese people indulge in on the train is also quite popular when flying. You know the one where their heads fall to the side just enough to touch yur shoulder and annoy the shit out of you and then it totally bounces back only to start wandering all over again.
7. That the end of the Da Vinci code is dumb. Totally glad that my pseudo-attention-defficit-disorder led to me only wasting 16 hours with the audiobook instead of actually reading it.

Word.

It's home time!

Dry your eyes. I'll be back before you know it. Jesus.

Laziness makes Baby Jesus cry...

So I have not touched my blog in ages for a couple of reasons. In no particular order they are: Lost (fucking love this show), Sudoku (if you don't play this game you should. Contrary to popular beleif it isn't Japanese, and word on the street is that Sudoku isn't even a Japanese word. A student told me these puzzles are called "number-cross"), and the Bret Easton Ellis book (Lunar Park) that Will and Kylie left behind. But the most important reason is that nothing happens around here. Nothing. But Kristy and Gut came and went in a gust of gorgeousness. They drove away the hideous snow, and following in the tradition set by another sexy couple from the UK, they lost track of time and their trip ended a day earlier than expected.

Some of you might know that I'm coming back to Australia very soon. Actually on Tuesday the 21st I get back. So ready. Japan is fucking me off at the moment and making me swear. And swearing (like laziness) makes Baby Jesus cry.

And I can't get the fucking photos off my memory card from my phone and that is fucking me off too. God fucking damn it. So I guess our adventure ends here, not much more to add except swearing. No photos. No love. But see you all super-soon!